Well, it had to happen sooner or later. ICE is coming for me.
OK OK OK. OK already! Sure, I’m a campervan, a small but muscular Class B RV, a Ford. And Ford says that my model has been “Assembled in the U.S.A. with domestic and foreign parts.”
My guess is that deep-state logic dictates that the US Gubment might, nay is compelled, to categorize me as (gasp) tainted by foreign influences. An immigrant perchance.
“Show me your papers!!!”
Well, I got nada. So to which foreign highways or dirt roads might I be headed? Maybe Canada?
Sweet.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean there’s nobody out to get you.
Scott D. McLean, MD 